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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

P&S: Dial M for... well...

Preface: I am not a professional, this is just my perception based on my experiences. Also, I will not be PC, Just letting you know:)
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As i sat down to write this, i began to do some serious second guessing.
Are we too old to be talking about this? Is this just a teenage issue?
Is my virgin showing? Has the rest of the adult world been here and also done it?

I don't know. I still see the question circulating, so scratch all those fore mentioned questions.


'Is Masturbating a sin?'
I roll my eyes every time i see this question.
I am so over this question.
Let's just be real, We may never agree on one indisputable answer.
Is there one indisputable answer?
While were busy trying to find it, we ignore the fact that they're are still tingles that need taming.
Contrary to popular belief the tingles don't always manifest from pornography, sometimes they just invite themselves to the pants party.(M&P is a whole different topic, a much more serious topic, one that i will not address today)

So,
What do you do?
Instead of walking into the realm of carnal uncertainly where your teetering on the fence of lustful perversions or simple human nature I think it best we take this question to our prayer closets or our sex yoda, because more than the matter of right and wrong it's about growing closer to God and honoring him with our lives.


In the mean and in between time, here is my [Practical]advice to soften boners. 

  • Say a prayer. A real one. 
  • Drink water. seriously, water cures everything.
  • Journal. write, just write. whatever is happening in your brain, write it.
  • Get outdoors. go for a walk or a run.
  • Stay in fresh air.


Proven to work, or your money back.
guaranteed.
but don't tell me if it doesn't work, cuz then this friendship will take an awkward turn.

I am very interested to hear your thoughts on this subject.
Feel free to share.





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